25 - Dijjks plays back to Ruddy who kicks long. City throw on halfway.
25 - Dijks spins his man. Draws a foul. Free-kick given.
26 - Stunning from Pritchard as he meets a bouncing ball 25 yards out and fires over Al-Habsi!
28 - Oliveira keen to get in on the act, again. He curls just wide. City, somewhat frustratingly, are absolutely rampant here.
30 - Oliveira tries a trick on the left. Doesn't quite come off. Reading throw.
30 - Pressure from Dijks wins City a cheap corner.
31 - Oliveira moves in from the right. Shoots. Parried. Martin converts. It's 4-0!
32 - City are 4-0 up, slightly ridiculously.
34 - The way this game is going, City could get anything. Surreal feel to it all.
35 - Pritchard shoots low. Finds the corner. It's 5-0. This is mad.
37 - This could, genuinely, end up at any score. A ridiculous day.
39 - Goal for Reading. Kermorgant thumps home from close-range after Ruddy kept an initial effort out.
40 - So it's 5-1 now in this utterly bizarre first half.
41 - Hoolahan's shot from outside the box blocked.
42 - Scrap that. It's 6-1. What on earth.
42 - Hoolahan bundles his way into the box. Bundles the ball into the net. It's 6-1!
43 - That's Wes' 50th for Norwich. He'll be targeting 60 today the way this is going.
45 - Final minute of an incredible half.
45 - One minute to be added. So much for 30 seconds for each goal!
HALF-TIME | City 6-1 Reading.
Erm. So that's some half?
Predictions for the second half?
@MavisCrewcut: It certainly is!
Can City get 10 today? It's not necessarily an unfair question to ask...
Lewis Grabban having a very unhappy return to Carrow Road.
Reading going through some warm-ups. Not sure if that's a regular thing or as a response to a horrific 45 minutes for them.
City's players back out for a second half which could offer absolutely anything. Let's see where it takes us!
46 - No changes for either side. Reward for City, a punishment for Reading's XI perhaps?
46 - And we're off. Stay tuned!